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psychophancy:polyamoryspider:SO PERFECT.FUCK. … I almost don’t have any of my own words for this one. Almost. Not teach safety? Really??!!Just so you know. They aren’t saying that not telling kids how to have safe sex will stop them from
koalasrdelicious: ok this really started as something serious.. then me and wahrsager started talking and it just turned into a big joke. I-I’m really sorry for this. i rushed through it pretty fast. NOT FUCKING SORRY THIS IS GLORIOUS OMFG
Almost naked fridays. This used to be in my description… took it off because I was annoyed for what I have to put people through. All that scrolling with my depressing appearance. Shit right? :* Does it upset people that I don’t really reblog
I really want his shirt! So funny! If you don’t get it then there is not hope for you. Haha #hilarious #lol #starwars #joke #theforce #masstimesacceleration #amazing #tshirt #humour #cute
hey Gaians i’m having trouble remembering how to draw Gino and Edmund this is close enough right
clinginglies: A little joke picture for my own entertainment. Dry and Baulby are kinda similar but not really in a way. Dry is a astral projecting deer from a game I am making called DRY. Baulby from a pixel art based comic series i am doing called
The Road to MegucaradoMadoka watching Homura get nekkid. >:3 Probably the best inking I’ve ever done… wasted on a joke drawing…! But at least it’s Madoka and Homura <3
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Take a moment to ask yourself If this is how we fall apart
Well, that was a total bust. Let’s try this again and choose someone who can actually help Steven. Who’s it gonna be?- Garnet- Amethyst- Pearl- Peridot- Lapis LazuliVote here (poll closed)(Not sure what’s going on? Catch up here)
little-miss-mango: ultrafacts: Source Want more facts? Why not follow Ultrafacts Omg what if you forgot to return one? I did that twice! People signed me out as a living book. (No, they don’t get to take you home).
Not really all that funny as such…more in the vein of, oh yea, we’re supposedly “joking” and being real cool and hip…but basically it’s just two actors saying to each other: “We are so going to suck each other off later”…WORD.(and
Okay. So @seddm and I were making really mature jokes closely analyzing every pixel of Adam McArthur’s infamous “tiny package” tweet to get more context from it. Since English is not our first language (we’re both Italians), we took this as
reggieveggie: Space sailor cadets. Jupiter gets the space bike because she’s my bias. (just joking… not really)
pieflavoredjizz: codependent-hunters-221b: proudmoore: deerleisure: solondonnn: oohmrleo: I don’t understand, why did you reblog a picture of a normal dude hanging out on the street Um I’m not sure if I’m mistaken but that is a picture of
fuzzlepiece: deep-blue-jeer: “fat person trying to catch their breath after physical activity” is not a funny joke. Its not a joke at all in fact. Its just something that happens. Laughing at that is really awful. You make us ashamed of things we
Hi Matty, First time submitting to you. This is not really a pajama. I bought this onsie as a joke because I got a giftcard and there was nothing useful in the store so I got this so the giftcard doesn’t go to waste. And the second I unpacked it and
captain-fucking-levi: oakumura: it’s really sad when an entire fandom is in total denial over a characters death and not even like jokingly but endless 100% serious ‘still alive’ theories
tikkunolamorgtfo: yehudigorl: i hope donald trump looks into the sun today I reblogged this because I thought it was an amusing joke and then he went and did the thing, because 2017 is not really a year but actually some French art student’s performance
lol… Not really something I would joke about but still funny…
ask-the-stallion-out: 3nd request! If you say is not cute, I’ll kill you with a lemon… This request is from this moe-lover bastard (?) (you know I love you [no homo] :3 (?)) (PS: is a joke) (PSS: Not really… I will kill you) x3
askmeaniebelle: arosu-sama: askmeaniebelle: ALOS is SO punk! Kiddo, I was just kidding, I’m not really punk, just joking. I love everything and everybody (sometimes) and you should do the same I guess?.. hehe… >w(\
ask-patch: Processing question… Fatal pun found! Patch is not really tolerant to puns. Since she’s resistant to most paradox statements we had to make her incapable of processing most puns and dad jokes. Mom jokes are fine though. This is the equivalent
ask-poison-joke:Okay, not really a “real update”, but I really wanted to draw his full body for practice, and for showing it to you ^^ I hope you like it tho <3 <<Prev Next>>Cutie~! ^w^
What’s the point of enjoying something if you aren’t comfortable with separating yourself from what you like about it and critiquing the shit out of it?
Here’s a not very detailed pic of Tori and my Kotetsu and Kurotetsu cosplays! It was a LOT OF FUN doing this cosplay. We looked super cute together (to be expected tbh) and being noticed was a lot of fun. It was just really fun joking about
bubonickitten: sometimes i forget that morbid, playfully self-deprecating jokes about my mental health are not always appropriate…?? especially around neurotypical people who don’t know how to react. like there’s this awkward pause, this unspoken
the-pigeon-queen: Lol idk I started these sketches like weeks ago and decided to finish them. I think it started as an excuse to draw a skeleton in a suit. There’s not really a joke or a point but I wanted to get these 4 pics doNE
shorthalt: shorthalt: not to sound like a baby boomer or some other bullshit but the internet really has given children access to things they absolutely should not see. i just heard my ten year old brother make a daddy joke. this really has to stop.
allegoricalrose: I very rarely rec a WIP but I sat down and read Arkytior: A Snow White Tale by natural–blues (adult, child abuse TW)last night andOHMY GODYou really, really need to start reading this if you’re not. It didn’t seem like my kind
what-i-learned-from-silent-hill: Submitted by: gamersarea This is very poignant! Love is a very big, central theme in most of the games - not romantic love, mind, but the love you have for people you care about (most often that of family, especially
isthatwhatyoumint: accio-sirius: if i was a straight man i would be gay for zefron i fucking love zefron i am not joking or being ironic i just love him ALSO WHY DOES TAUTNER GET TO TOUCH HIS ASS AND I DON’T it’s cuz i’m not famous ISN’T IT
theabcsofjustice: puja723: octosmagiccastle: I REALLY hope this isn’t an April Fools joke… WHAT IS THIS?! :OOOOO @zelka94 @rainbowsburningstars @theabcsofjustice @hiramiyugioh I’m betting that it’s probably a fandub, but damn it’s a
Trashshipping is not an acceptable ship name.
littlemisssweetcakes: @luckied continued from here x ❝ Ah…❞ She stared blankly as he rushed out the door. She was merely joking with him, and yet he was out the door before she could tell him that. It really bother her if he didn’t
krugerphotography: annabellebanks: You don’t joke often? Why not? It’s not really part of my job. I never thought of humor in terms of part of a job or not.
logancreerp:Ouch! Guess someone is feeling better if she’s able to pull off such hurtful jokes like that!! (Teases) ( She gives a wan smile ) Not really. Joking around and talking about something other than him just helps me… keep my mind off
I feel like I have this underlying desire to feel clever and intelligent. The idea of debates and having my wit tested, are appealing. On the other hand I am full of self doubt and I’m not sure I really have the mind for those sorts of things.
origamically: Levi’s not really the right person to ask about that as they’re both notorious for hideous yearbook photos. No one knows if it’s a joke…
I hate baked cucumber.
sassking-trevor: radiophile: Bob and the deli guy. #i had to make this just so i could watch it whenever i wanted #i just fucking love that it’s not played off like the usual gay panic joke #this rly exemplifies the humor of the show for me and
PETA Is A Joke
shirobasdonger: cinnapapa: I’m pretty sure Mink would be that one guy that would not laugh ever until someone told a really horrible joke Like everyone’s in the room and Aoba pulls the worst joke in existence and it gets deadly quiet and everyone
so if i am a feedist and i like lifting weights, does that mean i could be forever bulking? man, i wonder what PRs i would hit, lol
“All you saw was an opportunity to hookup with a poor drunken girl!”-Me joking around about how Jon and I hooked-up when I crossed into the frat“Well, I didn’t have to ask you out after! But I did cuz I liked you from before all
It's Just You And Your Hand Tonight
aaronmarquis-deactivated2017110: It’s a Ryan joke. He made it; he made the joke. Well, it’s not actually a joke; he said it, and now he’s really upset that that’s a shirt. So, you should go buy it.
the-pigeon-queen:Lol idk I started these sketches like weeks ago and decided to finish them. I think it started as an excuse to draw a skeleton in a suit. There’s not really a joke or a point but I wanted to get these 4 pics doNE
autisticmage: not to be an Sjw™ but uh…. trigger jokes are essentially jokes about actual ptsd and the real, terrifying, and often humiliating symptoms that come with it. maybe it’s because im not hip w/ the kids, but i don’t really understand
plugs-not-drugz: manicpixie-dreamgirl: the worst part about this post isnt that its not really that funny, its that most of the reblogs are people describing the joke word for word. “it gets rid of acne, and makes you black and gives you different
starshineexx: Tell Adam Sandler, Netflix, and Happy Madison that #RidiculousSix is not funny - its inexcusable. Native Americans are not hypersensitive. We are the first people to laugh at ourselves but this is not funny. Period. Native American women
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bpd-raincloud: does anyone else realize like mid-laughing that they’re just not happy? like you’re laughing and the joke was funny but you’re not REALLY laughing and you just feel empty
the joke is I’m not sure if that’s paint or not hah aa ((jk it’s paint))anyway I entered this in the HS shirt contestplease vote it here if you like it <3 (you have to log in/register!)
i will now form the weiss booty protection squad, i can not let such an offence slip by
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